Who would my Aunt Becky call to kill the rattle snake that almost bit her beloved boxer Kaiser?
Ok, I have been informed now by two people that Rattle snakes are a protected species. For the record I was protecting a species: human. And technically, I did not kill the snake, my 12-gauge shot gun did. However, if I use this logic then that would mean forks make people fat or lighters cause people to smoke. I can’t take it anymore: “OK, I DID IT!” Now, come get me: “say hello to my little friend.”